Somalia and the Folly of the Imposter President

‘Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.’

-James Bovard

There is a man—some consider him a president. However, in reality, this man is nothing more than a convenient tool of the virulent anti-Somali agenda which emanates from Washington D.C.—that otherworldly home of nefarious intrigues. The ghastly man in question had recently shaken hands with a high-ranking, female, American politician who had originally made her name as the wife of a bona fide president from North America. This woman had managed to rise to the top of her society, quite admirably, and she happens to be—purely by chance—an advocate of all manner of Western liberalism.

The man in question here needs no introduction. By this moment in time, his infamous reputation precedes him. I have it on good authority that the so-called president of the monstrous TFG of Somalia had received a cash payment of US$600,000 for his role in the unlawful sale of Somali territorial waters to the Kenyan government. By any standard, and despite the public condemnation—made by many of his associates inside the TFG entity itself, as a result of this particularly shameful act—the manifestly evil demon, who had shaken hands with Mrs. Hillary Clinton during last Thursday must, by the grace of the Almighty, face the full consequences of his many treacherous misdeed.

I was shocked to learn that the so-called president, of the monstrous TFG entity, had once—a number of years ago—been taken into custody by the Ethiopian police forces in Addis-Ababa. He had been, at that time, on a mission on behalf of an influential kinsman of his. It is alleged that the man, who currently calls himself the president of the shameful TFG entity of Somalia, had managed to disturb the peace of Addis-Ababa, during his time there, by failing to pay his luxury hotel bill in that city. It would appear, as irony would have it, that his immediate predecessor as the so-called president of the disgraceful TFG puppet entity—Mr. Cabdullahi Yusuf Axmed—had intervened on his behalf in order to free him from an Ethiopian gaol, and certain public humiliation.

For these simple reasons, and many others too numerous to mention at this time, the honourable Somali nation must never tolerate the humiliation of accepting such a worthless and vile creature as its legitimate head of state. Whether or not the mighty United States of America chooses to support this shameful character, the Somali nation must be never accept this violation of our God given right to choose our own leaders. The honourable Somali nation must never succumb to the foolish intentions of the Godless few amongst us—no matter how impeccably democratic their credentials seem to appear.